I’ve been fashioning a sleeker new me. More than one sleeker new me in fact.
Sleek New Me Number 1 (above right) is an hour-glass-waisted brunette with impeccable, if conservative, taste. The decision to give myself an oblong face and full lips was simple, but it was a tougher call to decide between Mistress Juliya hair or the Layered look (the Layered look won out.)
Sleek New Me Number 2 (above left) is an altogether saucier thing, with Microbraids, pierced belly and Samba Dress. Oh yes, when it came to the creation of New Me Number 2, I went to town.
I’ve been wasting time at Meez.com, where you can “create unique 3D avatars that animate in minutes”. (Thanks to Meez.com, I’ve discovered you use avatars as “your personal ID on instant messaging, blogs, MySpace and other sites” – the Me Generation mentioned in the New York magazine article of my last post would roll their eyes at my Gen-X ignorance.) On Meez.com, you (and that includes you, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John…) choose whether you want an oblong or round face, your skin tone, hair style and dress sense; choose a theme – Brazil couture, Heiress, Sexy or Preppy; choose a background – Spiritual, Urban, Parties.
And I’ve been wasting more time at Style.com, picking up a head full of avaricious steam and a new wardrobe full of marvellous frocks and coats and shifts and pants – by designers such as Dries Van Noten (below left), Chloe, Marni, Donna Karan, Jil Sander, Bottega Veneta (below right).
Style.com, very courteously, allows you to create Lookbooks of the fashion items you covet – couture and ready-to-wear, shoes and bags and accessories. I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in my Lookbook by now I’d say (my codename there is "Annie99" if you're remotely interested.)
But if you must know, it’s Galliano's Spring 2007, Japanese-inspired collection for Dior (below) that has me really hot under my sad, non-couture collar. You wouldn’t wear the creations of course, but I could feast my eyes on them all day – it’s art, I say.
My mucking around online has been a bunch of fun, but it hasn’t helped me feel anymore content with the shape of my body nor the contents of my wardrobe.
Spain can send skinny shop-store mannequins packing; actor Kate Winslet can defend her curves as “natural, womanly and real” and pick up an apology and damages from Grazia magazine for claiming she visited a diet doctor to slim down; Dove can wage its Campaign for Real Beauty for a century; and "new research" can reveal that models are lonely, unhappy and have lower life satisfaction than people in other careers. But none of it is going to change the fact that most women and, I’d hazard a guess, more than a few men, want to look more like someone else. (OK, maybe not more like their Meez.com avatars.)
Where, I wonder, does this all lead? To a society ever more afflicted by eating disorders, spending ever more on cosmetic surgery, and ever more materialistic. Or is there a tipping point somewhere along the line soon, when we’ll all throw our hands in the air and say enough is enough, no more, I am what I am. Perhaps that’s just called growing old.
And today’s recipe? It’s a little something that might, marginally, be considered Elegant Light (if you pull back on the olive oil, discard the chicken skin and turn your back on a carb companion); something that might please my trainer; something with such brilliant flavours that they might keep my mind off the fact that I’m determined not to eat bread this week – and determined to see a different, lower number on the scales in a week’s time. Guess I’m not old just yet.
Karen Martini's Syrian Chicken
2tsp sea salt
2tsp ground cumin
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp freshly cracked black pepper
1 tsp ground turmeric
size 14-16 free-range chicken, cut into eight pieces
100ml olive oil
2 brown onions, thickly sliced
100g fresh ginger, peeled and cut into matchsticks
5 cloves garlic, bruised with the back of a knife
2 small red chillies, split
1 750ml bottle of tomato sugo
2 pinches of saffron threads
½ tsp cumin seeds
5 sprigs thyme
1 lemon, juiced and zest finely grated
2 tbsp honey
100g currants
½ bunch coriander leaves
couscous or rice to serve
Combine salt, cumin, cinnamon, pepper and turmeric in a large bowl. Add chicken pieces and cover them with the spice mix.
Heat olive oil in a large, heavy-based pan and brown chicken on each side. Remove from pan and fry onions, ginger, garlic and chillies in the oily-spicy residue for a few minutes. You may need to add a little more oil. Add sugo, saffron, cumin seeds and thyme and cook for a little longer.
Return chicken to pan and add lemon juice and zest, honey and currants. If necessary, cover with a little water so chicken is just covered with liquid.
Simmer, covered, for 10 minutes, then remove lid and simmer for another 20 minutes until chicken is cooked and sauce has thickened just a little.
Stir in coriander and serve with a starch, if you must.